I’m sure being in a car accident must be horrible, but the resulting traffic jam made me miss the first movie screening I got tickets for in almost a year so you tell me who has it worse.
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmerian is that something?
To be fair Batman is rarely portrayed as a person who is into fun.
My full set of opinions:
- All movies are good
- Frodo is the best hobbit
- Pasta is great
- We tell kids tales of princes & princesses to indoctrinate them to accept the concept that being rich is a virtue to be admired so they’ll grow up to voluntarily serve the financial elite
How do people have so many opinions? I’m 55 and have about seven opinions, and three of those are probably wrong.
I’ve fully stopped pretending when people ask how I’m doing when I feel bad and will just answer ‘Really bad, actually.’ It’s been heartwarming to discover they’re like ‘Oh no, what’s going on? Can I help?’ but like no leave me alone I don’t wanna talk about it this was a mistake
movies are so awesome
even the shitty ones
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I love that apparently right after a full war they were collecting corpses on the bloodsoaked fields and were like ‘take out that limp piece of shit very carefully cause we have to save that armour for posterity. Our kids’ll love it!’
The breastplate of cuirassier 19 years old Antoine Fraveau, struck and killed by a canonball during battle of Waterloo (1815).
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Holy jesus
